Wednesday, September 11, 2013

In the dark, snapping at an empty stage


(I wrote this several years ago as a newspaper column that was eventually rejected by my editors. Not sure I have ever shared it here, though I always remember that I should this time each year.)

I sat in disbelief, watching the events of Sept. 11 like many Americans. And as the stories were told, and the video replayed, I thought of the only person I knew in New York City – Terri, a writer colleague of mine who I’d visited years ago.
And that reminded me of the only time I had been to the World Trade Center.


Terri had invited me to stay with her in east Manhattan during January. It was bitterly cold. My thin, Florida blood – coupled with my sense of self-preservation – didn’t allow me to go out of the apartment for three days.


On the fourth day, the forecast was a bit warmer, in the 20’s, and Terri gave me a mission – get tickets to the Broadway show “Stomp” at the Orpheum Theatre for later that night.
Before leaving for work, she handed me a subway map and some tokens and told me about a discount ticket booth on one of the lower levels of the Twin Towers.


I was surprised that the trip was relatively simple. I had never been to New York City before and I’d never traveled by subway.
Once emerging from the sidewalk in lower Manhattan, finding the Center was easy. It rose above all other buildings and I just walked toward it.


I waited in a short line on the concourse level and got our tickets. Since I was there, I decided to do the touristy thing – go to the observation deck for the best view of the Big Apple.
Unfortunately, I was turned back. The deck was closed for renovations.


I walked outside and did the second-most touristy thing that came to mind. I stood at the base of the towers and stared straight up. Standing so close, the buildings looked as if they disappeared into the pale blue sky.


Eventually, after walking about the city for a couple of hours, I headed back to Terri’s apartment to get ready for the evening.


The inspirational show was two hours of dancing and the clatter of common items – brooms, trash cans lids, boxes – all of which were used to create songs like I’d never heard. No words were spoken or sung. Only occasional grunts and the noises of the dancers’ everyday instruments that somehow wrapped into musical arrangements.


It was as different an experience as I’d ever had it my life. It was moving in the way that a religious experience can be.


But the show wasn’t over after the last performer exited left.


One dancer, obviously tired from the show’s energetic finale, came dragging back to the half-lit stage. He stared at us and, after mugging a few times for some simple laughs, just to get our attention I think, he began to snap his fingers.


Slow. Sharp. Rhythmic.


Motioning to the audience, he encouraged us to join in. Gradually, we began to snap our fingers with him. The dancer smiled and nodded.


And as he lowered his hands and stopped snapping, the lights dimmed and the weary dancer wandered off behind the curtain.


If someone had walked in the theater at the time, it would have seemed strange. Four hundred people sitting in the dark, snapping their fingers, staring at an empty stage.


But you could sense it in the room. No one wanted to stop. We wanted to go on as long as possible – to hold that feeling that we were generating together. 


A feeling that we could work together as one; a feeling that as one we were stronger; a feeling that, together, we could get through anything that would come our way.

Sunday, November 25, 2012

O'Brien and Apatow Talk Comedy

Conan O'Brien. Judd Apatow. 69 minutes.

One of the better interviews I've seen that examines modern comedy.



It Could Have Been Worse...


While some people are fearing the fact that Disney bought Lucas Films, you have to admit it could have been much worse.

What if George Lucas had bought Disney? What kind of carnage could he have inflicted on those films?

Here's 10 changes I think could have happened:

1) During a light sabre battle on dirigible in "Up," Carl Fredericksen gives up his life to Muntz so Russell, the Boy Scout, can gain spiritual strength and ultimately win the fight

2) Cinderella's Castle at Disney World replaced with half-finished Death Star

3) Jar Jar Binks cameo in "Finding Nemo 2"

4) Three prequels of the "High School Musical" series will be made, needlessly showing us how these teens became the annoying singers they are

5) In the new movie, The Lone Ranger survives an immense dynamite explosion by hiding in a crate that is blown a mile away

6) Bambi's mom shoots first!

7) All Disney child actors will train under the tutelage of maestro Jake Lloyd (this, however, may already be in place)

8) Enhanced explosions in "Fantasia!"

9) Planned sequel to "Song of the South" will feature stereotypical character voices and an extended opening scroll explaining the socio-economic landscape of the time period

10) In the sequel, we will find "The Lady" and "The Tramp" are actually brother and sister, giving the "spaghetti kiss" in the original movie a weird vibe during re-viewings

Friday, October 19, 2012

Three Inspirational Videos

Over the course of today, I've seen three heartwarming and inspirational videos. Grab some tissues and give them a viewing. (Warning: watching all three in a row may have an adverse effect due to over-elation.)

The first was this - the rescue of a baby elephant from a watering hole in Kenya by people with Amboseli Trust for Elephants. Hard to watch at first, the end really pays off.




Not a big fan of Katy Perry but have to admire her doing this and how much it obviously meant to her. And Jodi DiPiazza is just... amazing.




And finally... all I'll say is watch this ENTIRE video. And think about the argument. 


Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Improv - The Basics (as taught by J.D. Walsh)

Hey there! Long time no blog!

I've been taking improv classes with Automatic Improv, a talented group of performers that work out of Relapse Theater in Atlanta. (My Level 3 class graduation show is tonight.) And I wanted to share these videos with everyone, not just my fellow students, for two reasons.

First, improv has been a lot of fun while learning to better myself. It teaches you to think on your feet, listen better and improve your public speaking skills. I've also met some incredible people through this last eight months. And any time you get the chance to surround yourself with interesting, hilarious, creative people in this life, you should do it.

Second, this video shows you the basics. In it, improviser/actor/writer/director J.D. Walsh works with high school kids learning improv techniques. It's a good introduction - or reminder for those of us studying - to the ideas behind the art form. The concepts are what you rely on as an improviser and they are, inevitably, ones will tend to forget occasionally.

No need to watch all 38 minutes of videos if you don't want  - Walsh covers all of the basics in the first ten minutes. But it is interesting to see how he works with and develops these kids as new players.





BTW: I looked up J.D. Walsh because he created a great series on Hulu called Battleground. I can suggest watching it, especially if you like TV series like The West Wing or The Good Wife.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Whatever Wednesday - Blow Your Mind Edition

I've always been fascinated by scientific principles and how they show the interconnectedness of life and matter. Here's some of my favorites.

Theoretical physicist Brian Cox now does a lot of TV work, trying to garner interest in the sciences and expanding people's understanding of how things work in this reality. I found this clip (from BBC's "A Night with the Stars") via the science and science fiction web site io9.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Music Monday - Peter Gabriel, Genki Sudo and Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Get ready to dance and sing... it's another Music Monday!

My niece likes to play a game in the car called "Favorites." Someone choses a category and everyone says what their favorite is. Favorite song came up this week. This was my pick.



Genki Sudo was originally a talented and entertaining mixed martial artist. I became a fan, not only of his creative fighting style but because, at the end of each match he won, he would hold up a banner that read "We Are All One." The banner also had flags from scores of countries around the world.

After retiring, Sudo took to the world of music and dance, continuing his message of world peace. With a dance group he named after his first single, this is the first release, "World Order." (I particularly like the kids that show up toward the end.)



You couldn't have told me before seeing it but "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" is an incredibly good movie. It's about a transgender rock singer who is following her former lover, a hugely successful rock star, around the country to confront him about stealing songs she wrote. The music runs a gamut of styles. I can only say, if you haven't seen this, treat yourself to a night of good music and a moving story.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Funny Friday - The Celebrated Ape of Calaveras County, Woody Allen's Taxi Driver and Questions with Cleese (plus bonus)


Dana Gould is one of the most talented guys in comedy. He is a wonderful stand-up, an incredible writer and a precise improviser. He took up this incredible challenge from John Hodgman.



Lee Zachariah knows more about film than you ever will. He also makes them better than you ever will. Don't be disheartened. He's extremely talented and lives in Australia so, if you are an aspiring director, he's not much of a threat to you - yet. (All bets are off if he ever gets to Hollywood.) 

With Shannon Marinko, the two created the Bazura Project (clips of which are available on YouTube), the best public access show I've ever seen. It featured movie spoofs, news, history and reviews, all while being hilarious. Someone in Australian television finally pulled their head from under a rock in the Outback and recently gave Lee and Shannon a series, also called the Bazura Project, which covered different subjects of film - violence, sex, money, profanity, drugs and fame - again in a humorous fashion. I highly recommend watching it. (And you know me, I never underline anything.)

This is a funny short film Lee made exploring a world where Woody Allen was the Director of "Taxi Driver."



Here's comedy legend John Cleese answering a few questions from us commoners. (I love he has no idea who Jeff Dunham is - as it should be - and his interesting take on stupidity.)


And a bonus:

"Conan" staff writer Jose Arroyo has a new comic book out, "Seething with Joy," described as "24 pages of comedy and aggravation." I haven't read the comic but I've seen many of the individual pages he's posted and they are funny, funny, funny. 

See his blog for sample pages. And if you want to buy the comic, you can get it at Indy Planet, if not your local comic retailer.

Wanderlust hits theaters *I am somewhere in the background*

Me and Takota in the Bus School on the Wanderlust set
Just a reminder: Wanderlust comes out today and you might see me in it. I've seen myself in a couple clips and trailers. It should be a fun movie. (Warning: There is some nudity [not on my part] and sexual situations [I wish on my part] so, if easily offended, go anyway because it's a funny movie.)

Thursday Fun - A Patient Dog, The Beginning of the End and Dolphin Surfing (plus a bonus)

Here's a few sites and videos that I've enjoyed recently. (Don't judge me!)

If I felt this dog were suffering in any way, I wouldn't link to it. I do think is this is the best-behaved dog in the world. I also think this is hilarious!


For more wonderful pictures of the most patient dog in the world, go to the Food On My Dog blog.


For this video, I will only say this because I know we are all monitored here on the Internet: 

Skynet is here.



I wouldn't mind if this happened to me... I mean, if I wakesurfed... and if I could stand more than 15 minutes in the sun... and if I weren't scared of dolphins...



And as a bonus : I call this a Bad Day at the Circus. A motorcycle daredevil. A misplaced wire. A massive fall. (Note: The guy wasn't seriously injured.)


Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Whatever Wednesday - Blow Your Mind Edition

I've always been fascinated by scientific principles and how they show the interconnectedness of life and matter. Here's some of my favorites.

Theoretical physicist Brian Cox now does a lot of TV work, trying to garner interest in the sciences and expanding people's understanding of how things work in this reality. I found this clip (from BBC's "A Night with the Stars") via the science and science fiction web site io9.



The following web site is one of my favorites on the Internet. "The Scale of the Universe" shows the large and small of things that exist in our reality. Use the scroller at the bottom of the page after it loads to move forward and backward in size - it can make you feel infinitely big or little, depending on which end of the scale you are on. (I couldn't embed it on this page. Clicking the link below will take you to the site... just don't completely lose yourself and forget to come back.)



Any time our science teachers in junior high didn't know what to do for the day - or wanted an easy time of it - they would pop in a VCR tape of Carl Sagan's "Cosmos: A Personal Voyage." And I'm not complaining about that...

The 13-episode series covered all aspects of science, from the large to the small, from development of the universe to the development of life on Earth. If you've never seen it, it's worth the watch. Or if you'd rather wait, Seth McFarlane (yes, of "Family Guy" fame), Ann Druyan (Sagan's widow and co-writer) and astrophysicist Steven Soter (who worked with Sagan on the original) are creating a successor series called "Cosmos: A Space-Time Odyssey" for 2013.

The original series was one of the most influential things from my youth. It was mid-bending and eye-opening. Below is a clip from the original series where Sagan explains humanity's relationship to all of time in this universe.



Finally, to end things on a lighter note, "The Big Bang Theory." No, not the beginning of the universe - the TV show. Mixed with "Firefly." This inventive picture by designer Megan Levens, found over at zap2it, shows the "Big Bang Theory" cast as the characters from "Firefly."


Can't say I agree with all the pairings but the idea is fun!

Monday, February 20, 2012

Music Monday - Josh Joplin, Erato and Tim Minchin (again!)

Happy President's Day Music Monday!

I heard Josh Joplin for the first time on Letterman. I don't usually listen to the musical guest at the end of the show unless I've heard of them but he had a folksy sound so I decided to give him a try. He was promoting his new album, "The Future That Was," and this is the song that made me buy his excellent album.



 Erato is a Swedish vocal group and this video is something that someone shared on Twitter. Just shows what you can do with harmony, clapping and butter tubs.



Another one from the brilliant Tim Minchin. Again, a little religiously irreverent but fun. The appearance on the Jonathan Ross Show, however, was removed before airing even after the song he was going to play was reviewed by ITV standards.


Have a rockin' Monday!

Friday, February 17, 2012

Funny Friday - Marc Maron, Andres du Bouchet and Maria Bamford

It's hereeeeeeee... Funny Friday!

Marc Maron is one of the smartest and most honest comics I know. His mix of self-observation and social criticism sits so right with me I'm often saying to myself, "Why didn't I think of that? That's exactly what I think/feel." This bit, posted by fellow comic Ari Shaffir, is one of my favorite comic stories of all time - partly because it's hilarious; mostly because it carries in it a truth about life.



Andres du Bouchet is a very funny guy. His album, "Naked Trampoline Hamlet," was one of the best comedy releases of last year. (What I'm saying here is you should check it out.) It's unpredictable, surreal and laugh-out-loud hysterical. Andres works on Conan as a staff writer and you will see him quite often playing characters for the show. This is an early version of a bit from his album but doesn't represent the great character work he does on the same CD.



Maria Bamford kills me every time I see her. Every time. She's brilliant, adorable and hilarious. I saw her at the Laughing Skull in Atlanta and it was one of the favorite shows I've ever had the privilege of seeing. Characters, voices, hard truths about life - Maria brings it all. I love this appearance on John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show because it shows the gamut of what she does as a comedian.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Thursday Feel Good Story - It's Not Always About Winning...

I always enjoy when I find a story like this. It gives me a bit of hope for the future:



Kudos to both of them.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Why There Was No Top Ten List For Valentine's Day

So I was writing a blog post yesterday. The topic: Top Ten Women I Know From Twitter Who Don't Have A Date For Valentine's Day.

I was almost done and I scrapped it - intentionally. Part of it was I realized it was a bit of an intrusion on people's lives; part of it was I couldn't actually verify that they weren't dating someone and I didn't want to present false information about someone.

So I've salvaged what I could from my first attempt at a post and changed my focus a little - why these smart, interesting, beautiful women might not have men in their lives.

I've read in past articles with supermodels that some don't date a lot. Why? Because they don't get asked out a lot. Men, they believe, are too intimidated by their beauty, stature or notoriety to think they have a chance of getting a "yes." It's a believable notion.

No matter what women might think, asking someone out can be a daunting task, even for the most confident of males. Even men who exude a boldness and brashness when approaching a potential date feel the sting of rejection. They may cover it with an dim-witted comment to their friends after returning to their group ("She must be a lesbian," "She's not as pretty when see her face-to-face") but their ego and confidence still hurt.

So funny, talented, gorgeous women like Olivia Munn (Perfect Couples, Date Night) and Rebecca Mader (Lost) - who I use as examples only because they openly said online that they didn't have plans for February 14 - might remain dateless for months because no one actually asks.

But there could also be other reasons, a major one of which I tried to sum up in a tweet the other day:



Some women keep themselves on the sideline because of past relationships that have gone sour. Not wanting to risk the pain of an unfaithful man or a reasonless break-up, they choose to keep themselves in a coccoon of solitude. I know I've done it - fairly recently in fact. It's a natural reaction to pain, in short to avoid it, and it's hard to fault anyone who takes that route.

Within the past few months, I've given myself a new directive. I included it in a blog post last week: "Go ahead, ask her." It's something I've never given myself permission to do in the past. I was always to afraid of putting myself out there. But I have always liked a quote by Basil King - "Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid" - so I'm trying to follow its advice now.

This isn't to mean I'm asking out every woman I meet. I tend to be picky about the women I date and need to get to know them some before I ask. (I think I've asked three women out in the last five months.) But I am giving myself those opportunities when I see something special in someone.

So what's the point of this? Well, first, it's not to place blame on the fairer sex. I think women can be called that not only because they are more attractive than the cretins men can be. But I also think they are, on average, "fairer" when it comes to affairs of the heart.

I think what I'm trying to say is consciously be more kind, respectful and gentle when dealing with each other in relationships - whether it's the blossoming of one or deep into the grit of one. The scars we leave on our past loves not only affect them and you - but the rest of us trying to get just that first date.

Yep, I Live In The South...

I was filling my car at the gas station today when I saw this at the pump next to mine:


No, this man was not being attacked by a rabid raccoon - it is his pet. He said he found it when it was 2 days old and raised it after its mother never returned. The raccoon is now 9 years old and, as the owner put it, "quite a handful." Several people came up to take pictures and pet it through the truck window.

Just one more thing I'd probably never see if I lived in the city.