(from my Twitter feed)
Men with prostate problems have difficulty urinating, also know as Weakileaks. #ApologiesToMyTwitterFollowers
If your crazy friend tells you about his pet purple elephant, and you tell his psychiatrist, it's called a Wackileak. #AgainSorry
In 1692 Salem, many people were burned at the stake because of Wiccanleaks. #YesIKnow...
If you turn in your boss for embezzlement to get his job, it's called a Workileak. #ICantStop
Premature ejaculation during masturbation is also known as wankileaks. #BoyThatOneIsBad
If you have a cigarette lighter that is losing fuel, it's called a Bicileak. #OkayThatsTheLastOne
If you make out with a vampire, you will probable end up with a HickeyLeak. #OkayILied #ThisIsTheLastOne #ForNow
Years ago at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, Disney's balloon entry deflated. It was blamed on a MickeyLeak. #IAmBeyondHelp
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